One of the side-effects of being an obsessive web-searcher is that after a while, you find it ever easier to second-guess manufacturers’ names for things that before you would have called a thingummy-you-know-what-I-mean-kinda-thing until the man in the shop told you otherwise. Hence I managed to name & locate in a single pass a 5 metre telescopic squeegee similar to the amazing one pictured below (or here, if you’re reading an archive of this page). At only £49.99 it’s got to be cheaper than a window cleaner, and safer than a ladder.
