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1984 comes to 2010 – schools, IT and BETT

Saturday, January 16th, 2010

BETT 2010 at Olympia

Spent the afternoon at BETT yesterday, a trade show for educational technology. One reason for going was to drop in on Andrew Holdsworth’s Percy Parker’s Flying Bathtub, just published by Scholastic, and very nice it looks and sounds too.

But most of BETT I found profoundly worrying. I don’t have figures, but it seemed to be predominantly men touting software packages and ‘solutions’ for schools. Every other stand seemed to be about protecting, preventing, surveillance, policing, managing, storing, and even ‘performance managing’. This program will automatically text all your truants and their parents; this fingerprinting device will register your child (“biometric multilesson registration and cashless catering” was one of the more 1984-ish captions), this will keep your children safe from unsuitable internet sites, this hardware will back up all your data and provide a network for your school. Online assessment, online registration, automatic this, multi-that.

With a very, very few exceptions, I had almost no sense of teaching, learning, teachers and pupils, intellectual curiosity, or  any of the rich human interaction that goes on in learning.  Instead, it seemed I was at a trade fair selling expensive ‘solutions’ that appeared to criminalize an entire generation of children, or treat them as a workforce that needed managing, assessing and controlling. An image began to emerge of a child tightly bound in a technological network of biometric data, they and their families summoned and communicated with by text, every online transaction prescribed or prevented, stored and tracked electronically by an emergent army  of male IT personnel, every academic subject reduced to an onscreen interaction with predigested, generic content.  Media-rich, yes, but piss-poor as human interaction.

I’m not usually prone to technological determinism, the idea that society is helpless in the face of the ‘power’ of technology to shape and control it, but I came away from BETT wondering whether we do all this stuff to kids because we can, not because we must. And in any case,  there were plenty of technological determinists touting their wares at BETT: this software will help you build an online global learning community. Really? Anyone who’s tried to run an online forum knows that it’s people and people alone who build communities, all the software in the world can’t do that for you.  Nobody buys a bassoon thinking it will make music for them, but people seem to fall over themselves to buy into technology that needs staff, time, expertise and commitment, not just a power supply.

My final rant? As I was walking around seeing all this stuff about protection, walled-gardens, security, safety and so-on, I had my barcoded badge scanned aggressively and without my permission by at least two staff on the stands, data-mugging in broad daylight.

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Why your Wii board might be worth £11,000

Thursday, January 14th, 2010

Wii board helps physios strike a balance after strokes

Amazing article in the latest New Scientist about how the data supplied on foot pressure from a Wii balance board is as accurate as equivalent clinical equipment that costs over £11,000.

Presumably, a use for ballet training can’t be far behind?

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More PowerPoint pain

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

I guess it’s almost official then, now that it’s a story on the BBC news site: PowerPoint presentations really do suck.

Click here for some wonderful examples. My favourite ‘worst use of’ story (it’s No. 10 in the list)  involves some poor sod who had to endure team-building slides printed on placemats in a pub where you couldn’t drink.

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Wirelesslessness

Saturday, July 4th, 2009

For the first time in 7 years, I’m without wireless broadband at home due to some fault with the phone socket, or maybe a squirrel eating the cable.  After the initial shock, I’m rather enjoying it.  50p an hour in the local internet shop is a bargain, and given the volatility of a home network that eventually depends on a single cable, it makes me think that I’m getting over the idea of having a home network. I’m sure the feeling will go off, but I like the thought that in 5 minutes, when I leave this kiosk, that’ll be it.  No more endless clicking on BBC news, or getting sidetracked by Google searches. 

On the other hand, if you’re hoping to contact me, you’ve had it I’m afraid. Updates soon.

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Only connect…

Thursday, June 18th, 2009
The Yamaha disklavier all rigged up and ready to go, triggered by Logic on a Macbook

The Yamaha disklavier all rigged up and ready to go, triggered by Logic on a Macbook

As I’ve remarked before, it’s not often that this blog does exactly what it says on the tin (music, dance and IT), however today was one of those days when it all came together beautifully, and here’s the picture to prove it. In a lecture on possibilities for music technology and dance, I decided to rig up the Disklavier in the Ashton studio to play the piano bits of dance music created in Logic on my Macbook.  So here it is: Macbook connected to Disklavier, with an Apogee duet sending the remaining audio out to a Peavey amp and speakers.  If I’d remembered to bring a different midi interface, I could have sent some of the midi out to an external tone generator, and played along on another midi keyboard, but that’s for next time. Coming to a dance school near you in the future, I’d like to think.

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I took my harp to a party, but…

Tuesday, June 9th, 2009
The Daily Telegraph has the full story - click to read

The Daily Telegraph has the full story - click to read

Harpist at Royal wedding charged with burglary and fraud. This story is for my friend Adam, who by curious coincidence happens to have a love of harp music, and an encyclopedic fascination with royalty.  When was the last you saw both combined in a narrative that could make a good plot for a ballet (another passion of his)?

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Nora the piano playing cat

Sunday, June 7th, 2009

Nora the piano playing cat has her own website. I guess I must have missed this the first time round. Nora the piano playing cat has had music composed to accompany her keyboard improvisations, and they sound gorgeous. She now has her own website (Nora the piano cat) As someone whose own cat has contributed to certain commercially available recordings in her own way (through using a MIDI control surface to cause program changes in software instruments), this is just my kind of site. Beats IRCAM anyday.

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